Saki & the Age of Passive Entertainment

1. Why do I have to come in so soon?

2. Saki watches Benji save the cubs.

Saki loves television. Yes, he’s become a truly modern child of the mechanical age of passive entertainment. Well, not so fast. He doesn’t just sit in front of the television; he checks out the speakers—especially when there’s a bark or a meow—and he searches the screen, behind the screen, everywhere imaginable, for the source. So, it was no surprise that he sat through the adventures of Benji and the Hunters, watching as Benji saved the three cubs from certain death, as the mother cat thanked him with her silent appreciation, as the cubs waved goodbye, their eyes moist. I almost cried myself.

It’s super cold. Joan won’t let me stay outside. Doesn’t want me to freeze to the ice-covered grass. So silly. I’m a cold-weather dog. So, I bug her—demanding to go out six, seven, eight times a day. It’s a little game that’s been going on for nine years. She never does catch on.

Best wishes, Juno

Walking the Floor?

I no longer walk on wooden floors. How slippery a welcome they suddenly have for me, and I tread not—not even with my great paws that should be big enough to provide support to a dog twice my size. Joan keeps buying runner rugs to make a safe passageway through the uncarpeted part of the living room. They’re very handy for dogs like me who’ve become unsure of their steps. The trouble is Saki keeps eating the rugs. He eats one end, and Joan cuts off the messy fringe left over from his bite marks. The more Saki eats, the shorter the rugs become until, finally, they’re useless. Like napkins.

Alas, I don’t complain about this situation. It’s just an observation.

So, here I stand on the edge of the precipice with nothing but floor between me and the door. Floor floor everywhere and not a rug in sight.

Best wishes, Juno

Saki, Shane, Snow, and Moi

Saki’s first official snowfall, that is, since he joined our household. He woke us all up a five this morning demanding to go out—not for anything urgent—just so he could run in circles in the snow, eat the snow, nose the snow, roll in the snow, jump on Shane’s face in the snow. Kids.

For me, the snow is always welcome. I’m basically a snow dog, and I’m sure my ancestors were lovers of icy snow-swept winters, who knows, maybe in the mountains of China or Canada. How I ended up here on Long Island I’ll never know. But, there’s no denying one’s genes.

Shane is of different stuff. He’s indifferent to everything. Snow, schmow; that’s how he feels. So, while Saki is practically doing somersaults of joy and exuberation (MS Word doesn’t think "exuberation" is a proper word), I sit peacefully with my nose buried in a white soupçon of fresh snow watching him tear through the dawning of the day. Shane? Shane sits and stares at the house, wondering when the door will open.

We’re all put together rather haphazardly, wouldn’t you agree?

Best wishes, Juno

Saki: Pen Eater

At least he didn't eat the wires—this time.

Saki eats whatever’s available. A sock, a couch, a banana, a pen. He doesn’t distinguish. It’s all good. See those paw prints on the floor? Those are Saki prints left over from his pen-eating endeavor. We all thought he was chewing on one of his toys—of which he has like one hundred, or maybe just ten. But, all the time, he was sitting under Joan’s computer desk—chomp, chomp, chomp—chewing on a black fine-point Uniball pen, dribbling ink all over his front paws, turning his tongue an unsightly somewhat Chow-Chow gray, looking very cute, looking like a little doggy angel who could do no wrong.

A long bath ensued. Then came the blow-drying, the tub scrubbing, and the ink removal. He still doesn’t get it. A toy, a pen, a ball, a tree, a chair leg—it’s all within the realm of juicy eating possibilities.

I marvel at the way the world itself is Saki’s silver lining. It's a special talent, I guess.

Best wishes, Juno

Reaching 116 (pounds)

I’m still recovering from Thursday. Joan comes in from work, sniffs me, chucks me under the chin, and announces it’s time for a bath. I’m quite dutiful about stepping into the tub and wonder if she realizes that I have the power to refuse. She’d never be able to lift me. Yet, I’m silent on this matter.

Well, after the bath I underwent the usual fluffing with the hairdryer, the fifty towels trying to absorb leftover moisture, the remarks about the flying fur. But, then came the surprise trip to the Babylon Animal Hospital where I was scheduled to undergo my annual ordeal of poking and prying by the vet. Shane came along for the ride, and he did his usual growling behind his muzzle, scaring the personnel—and you’d think they’d be used to nervous dogs by now. I mean, not everyone can be even tempered like I am.

Saki stayed behind with Shana, and it’s just as well, because we did a lot of waiting around, and I think Saki would have driven everyone a little mad with his abundance of energy.

But, here’s the real news. Remember how I used to be called words related to “plump”? (If not, you can read about it here.) Well, I’ll have you all know that I’ve lost my baby fat and now weigh only 116 pounds! That’s ten pounds less than Shane! What with bikini season another seven months away, who knows what possibilities lie in my future!

Best wishes, Juno

Brrrrr!

Brrrrrrr. Love it. Joan’s thinks that if she’s cold, I must be cold, too. But, it’s not so. Give me your chilly whipping wind from the North, a blast of Antarctica, a big splash of rain from what’s left of the Polar Caps. Yeah. Cold rain and ice are my solace.

Best wishes, Juno

Memories of Summer (we'll get a picture of the cat when health permits)

I haven’t left the yard for days. Joan’s fault. Something about the flu. But, it’s okay since there’s enough activity to keep my interest—that huge striped cat for example. She teases me, entices me, intrigues me with her great balloon of a belly and the way she struts along the chain-link fence acting as though she owns that particular strip of grass, as though she owns the air we breathe.

I admire her audacity. I like the way she doesn’t try to act like Saki or Shane. She’s her own cat. Sometimes I sit in the corner of the yard, and that cat sits on top of the fence and stares at me. We have a silent agreement—she doesn’t jump on my head; I don’t bark.

Best wishes, Juno

Old Age So Far

November has been perfect so far. Warm outside weather—even the cool weather is warm as long as the sun shines. I’m easing into old age with great aplomb. No complaints, no regrets, no nightmarish reminiscences, no wish-I-hads. Shane’s like me in this respect. We don’t lament the passing of time like humans do; we just make note of the breezes, the storms, the springing up of flowers in the spring and falling of leaves in the fall. And, it just is.

I tried to walk the entire way around the block today, but someone in the distance was hammering. It sounded like anger, like gunshots; it just ruined my equilibrium. So, we turned around and came home.

And so here I sit. I note the leaves rushing down the street and wonder if they know why they hurry or even know where they’ll end up.

Overnight, everything looks like autumn—the clouds are thin, the leaves suddenly yellow and red, the air clear and dry. Oh, and the ice-cream truck comes no more down the block playing that silly little tune. Ish is still imprisoned in the backyard, the people still yell at one another, the cars still speed by.

Somehow, though, it’s just a lot more peaceful.

Best wishes, Juno

Waiting for the Storm

There’s supposed to be a huge storm today. We’re waiting. Nothing’s really going on. Well, we can’t say that about Saki. He goes on and on. Wow. What a lot of energy. He loves that Frisbee, and I think he should advertise for PetCo or PetSmart or for whoever made that thing in his mouth.

I like days like this—it’s supposed to rain, it’s supposed to be a terrible stay-in day—when we get to sit in the yard for hours waiting, waiting, waiting. The cat from across the street struts along the fence, and we’re so used to it by now, we hardly turn around, and Saki runs around with that Frisbee hoping we’ll play with him. (Sorry, Saki. Shane and I, we’re content to sit and watch you run around.)

Best wishes before the storm, Juno

Goldfish Whisperer

Shane

To see Cesar Milan: well, the Upright Citizen's Brigade version of him, click right HERE.

Uneven Patios and Puppy Energy

Okay, the patio is a little uneven, but it's comfortable.

The older I get, the harder it gets to write. Also, Joan spent the weekend making a patio and fixing the first bad job she did on the walkway. “Wow, these pavers are heavy,” she lamented time and time again. Then she got a fever and slept for half a day. So, it’s not just my age. It’s day-to-day living that gets in the way of my blogging life.

Shane was sick again, too. Saki is never sick. He just runs and runs. And if he doesn’t get to run, he digs up the yard. So, we try to keep him occupied. Shane lies on the grass and lets him jump all over him—this from a dog who used to try to attack Saki! Joan throws the Frisbee for Saki about a hundred times a day. And, still he never gets tired. That is, until he collapses at the end of the day and falls into a deep sleep—so deep, you can hardly see him breathing.

That’s the beauty of extended puppyhood. You play hard, you sleep deep, you charm everyone—even tough nuts like Shane.

Best wishes, Juno

From Where I Sit

This is the best time of the year, better, even, than spring, for the leaves float so lightly to the ground you’d think they could change course in mid-flight and rise right back to their branches. The trees are still dressed in their thin autumn way, and the clouds billow and darken and whiten as they race across the sky to who-knows-where.

I’m the only dog here who looks up to see these things. Shane and Saki watch the street, which might or might not have its advantages.

For example, they’re on constant tender hooks because the cat across the street taunts them with that arrogant arch in her tiger-striped back. Whereas most cats will pretend to ignore you—especially if you’re a dog—this cat stares right through the chain-link fence. It’s as though she knows we haven’t figured out how to unlatch the gate. And does she ever take advantage! Shane and Saki get all upset and whiny.

Not me. I play the part the cat should play. I ignore—or pretend to ignore—all the silliness of confrontation and discourse. I try to give Saki and Shane the occasional word of advice, but do they listen? Of course not. So here I sit and choose the views that please me best.

Best wishes, Juno

Webs & Triangles

Spiders make humans scream (just ask Megan). But, I think they make splendid webs, and besides, humans make webs, too—all kinds of webs. If you look really closely, you just can’t believe how complicated and beautiful a spider web is. It’s like a gossamer curtain of silver. And, in the middle of all that beauty, the spider waits, every so patiently.

It’s been raining all day, and here we are taking advantage of a little dry spell to luxuriate under a cloudy sky still thick with rain that’s too light to fall and too heavy to rise. Saki always wants to be the most acute angle on the triangle. I let him have his way. Life is all very temporary, and I say there are some things just not worth worrying about.

Best wishes, Juno

Okay, Students. Listen Up.

"Everyone back to your seats for a pop quiz."

This is Cousin Eileen. She's a teacher, and I think she missed being in the classroom during her visit to New York. Well, since she's a creative sort of person, she simple substituted us dogs for her students. She taught us all sorts of things—you know, about history and math and current events. We also watched Wives and Daughters together and spent some quality sniffing her ankles under the breakfast table.

After she went home, Saki ate her bed. Joan wasn't happy about it, but she understood.

Best wishes, Juno

Ish's Fence & Saki's Sleepover

Such a lovely day; so soporific in its way.

Two pieces of good news. Well, first of all, you’ll be happy to know that Ish—you know him; he’s the dog who sometimes visits from across the street—is no longer spending his days and nights on a chain! John—that’s his owner—came over to tell Joan about it the other day. Here’s how it went:

Joan pulls into the driveway and gets out of the car. John walks across the street with his hands on his hips.

Joan: What’s up? What did I do wrong?

John: I just want to tell you that I put up a fence in the backyard for Ish.

Joan: Fantastic!

John: Now he can run around. He’s not on a chain.

Joan: Wow! I’m so happy.

John: Well, I just thought you’d like to know. Now you don’t have to worry about him.

Joan: Bravo! I knew you were a good man. I just knew it!

John laughs and waves goodbye. The end.

The other news is that Saki had a practice sleepover at a dogsitter’s house. The sitter and her family loved him, and Saki had a super time of it. Now he has a place to go if Joan has to be out late in the day.

Shane and me? We prefer to stay put, thank you very much. We’re way over running around all day and eating the furniture when no one’s home.

So how about all this happy news? Very pleasant, I’d say.

Best wishes, Juno

The Saki Good-Dog Project

Saki and Ish think of ways to tear up the lawn--what's left of it.

Saki is on Joan Assignment. Everywhere Joan goes, Saki must follow. No more running in the yard unless Joan’s watching him; no more eating pillows in the sunroom unless Joan’s watching him; no more…. Well, you get the idea.

Saki even has a “play pen” now (which Kyla calls “jail,” but it’s not), so we can all relax for a few minutes at a time and not worry about Saki committing crimes of social etiquette or those involving personal property—the destruction of lawns, pillows, socks, envelopes, clothespins, hoses, etc.

I think this new tactic will work, and it'll make Saki a very good dog, indeed. Like Cesar (Milan) says, a good dog needs affection, discipline, and, what was it?, exercise? Oh, dear. No wonder we can’t get this right.

Best wishes,
Juno

Come on, Paterson, NJ!

15 September: SHE'S HOME!

LOST DOG, PATERSON NJ

Lily was lost at a gas station in Paterson New Jersey on Sunday, August 10, 2008. If you see her, please contact me immediately. We're hoping some kind person in or around Paterson will help save her. She's a friendly dog.

My email is Joan.Taber@gmail.com

I'm Not Proust

Joan says that if I don’t start taking walks soon, I’m not going to have anything to write about. “You have to get out in the world, or your brain will atrophy.” Well, I guess she never heard of Marcel Proust! Or how about Emily Dickinson? Some of the most brilliant people stay indoors. You don’t know that because you don’t see them. Oh, so now I’m not a people? A dog? I’m a dog?

I'm just kidding around. I know very well that I'm a dog. When the little kid down the block found out I was still afraid to go out because of the firecrackers, he said, shrugging his shoulders, "But, the firecrackers are gone. I don't get it!" Well, I don't get it either. I'm just a lot happier in the yard. Saki and Shane still walk around outside the gate. Not me.

Best wishes, Juno

Posticipation

Wow. Saki's sitting still for the photo. It's a miracle.

So much to think about.

Well, I still refuse to walk. Today, I managed to turn the corner with Joan, Shane, and Saki. I heard a noise. What could it have been? Something in the distance, like a rumbling, like danger. We had to turn around. I sat in the yard and everyone walked without me.

They came back in one piece. Now, that’s quite a feat considering the bad things that happen outside the yard. And the worst of the worst are the terrible things you imagine will happen. Anticipation—it’s life best and life’s worst. I prefer postipation (yes, I know it’s not a word, but it’s mine).

Best wishes, Juno

Mozart, Watermelon, & Broken Rap

The neighbors behind us play loud rap music that puts everyone in a bad mood. When their radio broke this evening, the man started cursing just like the rap people, only he didn’t have any sort of beat. He just cursed about mothers and god and the injustice of broken radios. Who knows what happened to the radio. He was so mad at everything in the world because his rap music died.

As all this was going on, Joan was sitting in the yard with us taking turns brushing me and Shane. There’s enough fur to knit a sweater! Saki was playing in the pool and eating watermelon. So, to make the sounds of the cursing rap-loser neighbor drown under something pleasant, she played all the arias from Le nozze di Figaro. It wasn't very loud, but maybe we'll invest in a boom box louder than the neighbors' boom boxes.

One time, a friend came to visit us and we were all in the backyard lying around and listening to Pavarotti. The friend stood there for a minute and then said: “You’re in the wrong neighborhood.” Alas. La vita è la vita.

Best wishes, Juno

Saki Breeze

Sitting outside on summer night. No, I won’t walk. I won’t run. Once the sun comes in the window making me all hot and miserable, I won’t even get off my bed—well, except for breakfast. Joan says I can't have it in bed.

But, once that sun goes down, all is well in life. I beg to go outside and sulk when I have to come in for the night. Go ahead and say I’m a cat at heart. I know I’m all dog. I have that confidence in myself. Unless an occasional car speeds by and Joan says “Idiot” under her breath, it’s quiet at night around here.

And, there's just enough wind on my face to make me nice and cool and so happy. "Ah," I think. "Nature is magical." But, then, I open my eyes and realize the breeze that just caressed my fur and washed a wave of calm right through my soul was, in fact, nothing more than Saki running by.

Let him run. I’m just going to sit here and let him fan me.

Best wishes, Juno

Not Feeling Well of Late

Shane just had a bath. The fur was flying, and there's more to go.

Shane isn’t well—pancreatitis—so it’s been running here and there, whipping out the credit card, stuffing pills into his food. Saki tries to make him feel better. I just sniff at him. Anyway, he’s okay for the moment. The vet says he’s got to get his weight down.

Whole Foods sells canned dog food called 360, which has only five percent crude fat. Now, what’s crude fat? Unsophisticated? Uncooked? Well, we’re stocked up on the stuff and expect a general reduction in dog weight within the near future. Except Saki. He’s skinny. He runs all day. He even runs in his sleep. Thin and fat are attitude. If you think like a thin dog, you’ll act like a thin dog. If you think like a fat dog, you’ll sleep a lot and watch other dogs run.

That’s what Shane and I do. We watch. When Shane was younger, he used to twirl on his leash during walks. So, if Joan and I walked one mile, he would walk about three miles just from making all those circles. Now, he just plods along. Me? I sit in the yard and watch him plod.

Best wishes, Juno

Old Age & Summer

Saki. Okay, he's cute. But why doesn he have to play all the time?

This morning, he threw his toy on Joan's keyboard.

He's got his nose in everything. Why can't he be like—well, like me?

Old age, summer, sleep. I admit I’m getting impatient with puppies and noise. But, I still like to eat. No more walks. I sometimes allow myself to be coaxed out of the gate, but then I just sit there and no one can move me, not for love, not even for food. That’s what happens when you’re old in the summer and like to sleep.

When the cool weather is back, maybe, just maybe, a jaunt in the park will be in my future. Well, maybe jaunt is too extreme a word. How about hesitant stroll? Reluctant ramble? Unwilling promenade? No promises, mind you.

The people who ate all the ice cream moved away. Now the ice-cream truck goes by and the man doesn’t make as much money. But, there’s also not so much garbage in the street. Well, there's not so much on our street, but I bet it's somewhere.

Shane had a bath yesterday. Joan says I'm next. Alas.

Best wishes, Juno

Ish Visit

Look at Saki and Ish. Why can't they be more like me? Calm. Peaceful. Nature loving.

Ish was stuck behind the fence in his yard just crying his eyes out. The whole neighborhood could hear his lamentations. So Joan invited him over for a romp around the yard with Saki.

“Too hot!” I protested, getting tired just thinking about all that running around.

Shane had to go inside because, you know, he needs peace in his life, not a couple of crazed puppies tearing around the yard. For some reason, he just doesn't like Ish. I don't know why, because all Ish wants to do is play. He's a nice dog--okay a little untrained and very hyper. But, isn't nice what life is all about?

Me, I sat in the shade and studied the grass. It’s summer. What more could I do?

Best wishes, Juno

Best Friendship

Saki has a gift. He knows how to be his own best friend. So what if I don’t want to go outside in the heat; so what if Shane yawns instead of plays; so what if Joan cuts the grass; so what if Ish and Buddy can’t play in our yard. Saki will find backyard Nirvana with a kiddie pool and a hose. Now, if that isn’t a gift, what is?

Best wishes, Juno

Rescue to the Rescue

So, the dog—the latest abandoned dog, pictured above and below—is an Airedale. If someone drops a purebred dog in your yard, Google a list of rescue organizations, and you'll find someone with a big soul and heart to match who will take the dog. We'll say goodbye to the dog this afternoon, and it's a huge relief to know she'll be cared for and probably adopted by someone who'll love her for the rest of her life.

Some people are kind. Some people are cruel. It's life.

Best wishes, Juno

PS: I guess being a purebred has its perks.

Another Abandoned Dog

There I was, writing a blog full of all sorts of intellectual meanderings and musings when all of a sudden there was a loud bang on my door. I mean, really loud. And it’s the Fourth of July, so all the neighbors are shooting of fireworks. Anyway, Joan walked outside and found this dog tied inside the gate. Abandoned in a strange place with fireworks going off. Well, she’s had a bath now, probably for the first time in her life. Now, what do we do?

Any ideas? Juno

While He Wasn't Sleeping After All

I guess it's time to buy a new mattress topper. Oh, yes; and I guess we should keep the door closed when we think Saki's asleep. Maybe he never sleeps. Maybe he just does everything very very quietly.

He doesn't even look guilty. Now, that's something good to learn because it makes the humans melt. So young. So much to learn.

Best of luck, Juno

"So Gehts im Leben"

The pool. It’s just not that much of a thrill anymore, at least for me. And while Saki loves it, Shane shies away from it. In fact, he ran right into the house when Joan filled it up. “No, it’s not a bath,” she called after him. But, did he listen? (Rhetorical question.) In short, neither of us pool anymore. And, as Opa would say, "So gehts im Leben."

At my age, you get more relaxed about life. You stay near the air-conditioning unit; you don’t run across waxed floors; you don’t go on walks on hot days, noisy days, or even rainy days. You do pretty much what you want. And isn’t that the way it should be? (Another rhetorical question.)

Best wishes, Juno

Triplets

In the first picture, well, that’s how things were—just me and Shane watching the people, the cars, the grass. In the second picture, well, that’s how things are—me, Shane, and Saki.

Only Saki doesn’t sit still for long periods of time. He sits, he runs, he chases bugs, he follows the lawn mower, he copies us if we bark, he copies us if we go to the back yard, the front yard; he copies us if we sit in the sun, if we sit in the shade, if we stand. He’s like a regular annoying little brother. Yup. He’s one of us. I guess you could say we're triplets, at least, in spirit.

Best wishes, Juno

Close to Home

Saki follows Shane—drives Shane crazy (but I think he likes the big-brother role)

I’m still sticking close to home. Getting to old or too intolerant of the big noises out there in the streets and even in the park. Summer is loud over there.

Almost every day, Saki runs in circles chasing the hose. Around and around. He would do it all day if he could. Shane is so much better with Saki than he used to be. He even tries to play with him, but we can’t expect too much from him. He never even played when he was a puppy; we can’t expect him to get up and start zipping around the yard the way Saki does.

Saki has also been going to dog school to learn how to do things Shane and I don’t care to do, like lie down, get up, and leave it. Actually, we have no reason to learn those things because all that comes naturally to us.

Best wishes, Juno

Not Taking It Anymore (Walks)

I’ve returned to my old ways, my refusal ways, my recalcitrant ways. Ever since the people started shooting off firecrackers on Memorial Day, I’ve found it a terrible prospect to walk anywhere. Joan coaxes me, “But, Juno,” she says, “You’ll get fat again.” I don’t care. “But, Juno. You’ll miss smelling all the new smells.” No big deal. “But Juno, that’s the sound of someone hitting a baseball; it’s not a firecracker.” Nothing can convince me to move. So I sit in the yard where life is predictably slow. If loud noises occur—which they do—I just go inside.

Now, Joan walks around the neighborhood with Shane and Saki, and the people say, “Hey, where’s the big black and white one?” And Joan just shakes her head sadly, “Oh, she’s too scared to leave the yard.”

Me? I’m fine in the yard. Let the others tangle with the elements. Elements aren’t for everyone, you know.

Best wishes, Juno

Menschenmassen

Before the firecrackers and civilization: Tranquility

Oh, we’ve learned our lesson: Never go to the park on a holiday, especially a spring or summer holiday. Oh, the noise, the firecrackers, the screams, the menschenmassen dashing here and there and back again. I was frightened. Joan was rattled. Shane was confused. Saki didn’t care. There weren’t many humans in the woods where we usually walk, but I could hear the loud noises, and I froze in my tracks. So we took a trail to the street to bypass the noisy people, but the cars sped by like giant motorized predators in some horror story—my horror story.

Finally, I forced Joan to turn back, to escape civilization, to take refuge in the house—windows shut, doors locked, a nice veggie burger in the barby.

Well, the next day, while everyone was sleeping “it” off, we took another walk. This time there was peace in our little part of the world. It’s just the best when the people are sleeping it off.

Best wishes, Juno

The Fly and the Secret

When I was younger, I didn’t mind chasing a fly every now and then. But, these days, flies are annoying. So, I was very upset this afternoon when a fly came into the sunroom and started buzzing around as though it had the right to be there. Joan opened the door to let it escape, but I escaped instead. As fast as my legs would carry me, I ran to the corner of the yard—a little triangular haven under the vines where it smells like mint—and hid. No flies there. It’s my secret spot.

It was a lovely time. But, then Shane and Saki came along and I had to sit around with them and pretend I didn't have a secret.

Best wishes, Juno

Careful What You Wish For

So, it’s true—be careful what you wish for, because it might come true. A few weeks ago, I wished we’d stay home and skip the long walks for a while. So, what happens? Joan gets sick, and we get stuck at home for a whole week. No more wishing, okay?

Well, today, we went back to the park and took the short trail. It was still pretty muddy from all the rain, but it was peaceful enough and not too exhausting. We’re trying to get a few pounds off Shane, so we’ll have to keep Joan healthy, at least until Shane drops five or maybe ten pounds. Okay, five.

Shane’s trying very hard to be tolerant of Saki. I commend the effort. He’s a good dog. Sometimes I let him know that.

Best wishes, Juno

Bee Hunter

Whew. No park, but just as exhausting. Saki went on a bee hunt, circling the big azalea bush hundreds of times, jumping, running, hopping, digging, barking—all for the thrill of capturing the bees that sup on its sweet nectar. He almost caught one once or twice, but destiny wasn’t on Saki’s side. Or maybe it was; after all, he could have gotten stung.

He has some talents, and maybe we should hire him out. He can root out termites; chase squirrels off your property, you know, so they don’t climb up to the roof and build nests in your attic; he can wake people and dogs out of bad dreams by kissing them; he can clean crumbs from your floor; and, now, he can rid your azalea bushes of bees.

After all that running around, Shane and I were tired, you know, from watching. Eventually, Saki got tired, too. So, we sat in the yard and panted until the sun went down. And when the ice-cream truck passed the house, we didn’t even bother to get up.

Best wishes, Juno